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DIRTY KUMQUATS above a photograph of a googly eyed, tin foil hat wearing kumquat, standing in front of a conspiracy board.

DIRTY KUMQUATS are a photographic collection of unwashed genderless fruit. Each one is unique, posed for a photo, then discarded after being used.

Each piece is made by posing and photographing a real kumquat.

Created by MXLPCT

Dirty Foiled Kumquat - Photograph of a tinfoil hat wearing kumquat.

Dirty NYC Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat holed up in a big apple.

Dirty Comedian Kumquat - Photograph of duct tape over a kumquat. An homage to the work Comedian by Maurizio Cattelan.

Dirty Picky Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat with toothpicks impaling a cherry tomato.

Dirty Bukkake Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat sitting in a bowl of Bukkake Udon Noodles.

Dirty Rotten Kumquat - Photograph of a rotten kumquat.

Dirty Gaped Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat with a gaping hole on its bottom.

Dirty Wonton Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat that popped on a wonton.

Dirty Sacked Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat in a resealable plastic sack.

Dirty Tossed Salad Kumquat - Photograph of kumquat that wound up in a tossed salad.

Dirty Canvassed Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat pressed onto canvas.

Dirty Mannequin Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat pushed onto a mannequin head.

Dirty Armored Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat in aluminum armor.

Dirty Bulbed Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat after a lightbulb was pushed into the top of it.

Dirty Sardined Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat inside a can of sardines.

Dirty Cream Pied Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat after being attacked by multiple whipped cream pies.

Dirty Hung Salami Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat posed in front of hanging salami.

Dirty Corny Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat in creamed corn.

Dirty Miso Horny Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat with dried kumquat horns, bathing in a bowl of miso soup.

Dirty Tacky Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat with thumb tacks pushed into it.

Dirty Tea Bagged Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat inside a tea bag.

Dirty Taco Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat in a hard shell Taco Bell beef taco.

Dirty Seedy Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat in spilled blended eggplant seeds.

Dirty Skinned Kumquat - Photograph of a skinned kumquat.

Dirty Skulled Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat in the mouth of a skull, under black lighting. The skull was sprayed in black light paint by OneGotBeats, creator of the Skull Hunters collection.

Dirty Kumquattery

A collection of kumquats in action.

Easter Kumquattery - Photograph of Dirty Armored Kumquats Trojan chocolate bunnying their way into a candy raid.

Squid Kumquattery - Photograph of a group of kumquats gripped by squid tentacles.

Beet Kumquattery - Photograph of a group of kumquats lost in a bunch of beets.

Questionable Kumquattery - This is definitely some sort of kumquattery; the sort of which is absolutely questionable.

not a quat

These are not kumquats or any other sort of quat.

Orange Chocolate Egg - This is not a kumquat. It is a photograph of a miniature milk chocolate egg with an orange candy shell.

Orange Grape Tomato - This is not a kumquat. It is a photograph of an orange grape tomato.

Brussels Sprout - This is obviously not a kumquat. This is a photograph of a Brussels sprout. Kumquats are orange. Brussels sprouts are green. Eat your vegetables.

Orange Pepper - This is not a kumquat. It is a photograph of an orange pepper. Kumquats are in the Rutaceae fruit family. Peppers are in the Capsicum fruit family.

Based Kumquattery

An eclectic collection of kumquattery.